Guilty Pleasure: Toddlers and Tiaras

I recently started throwing Toddlers and Tiaras (T&T) on as background noise for when I work.  The theory is that I would never in a hundred years want to seriously watch this show, so I will not pay any attention to it.  Hopefully, I don't get any funny ideas like dressing up any of my future kids like small wedding cakes and parading them in front of strangers for judgement. = )